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  • Do you ever get writer's block?
    Very rarely. If I do, I just go to Target or Costco and wait around for someone to piss me off.
  • Will you blurb my book?
    Probably. I try very hard to say yes to all requests. Send me an email and let's chat. The more time you give me, the better.
  • How do I start a blog?
    I have a whole bunch of advice on my blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat. I would also recommend you get a copy of How I F*cking Did It because that's where you can find the really good stuff.
  • The book I ordered from you never showed up and/or is damaged. What will you do, Jen?"
    Contact me and we'll figure it out.
  • Do you ever work with brands?
    Yes. I've been hired to consult with several brands over the years. If you have a product you think would be a good fit for my audience, send me an email.
  • Will you read my blog, manuscript, to-do list and tell me what you think?"
    I'm excited you've written something and I'm proud of you, but no I won't read it. I recommend you find a critique group or partner.
  • Can I get a signed copy of your book?
    Absolutely. Check out my store!
  • Why do you hate pants so much?
    Why are you defending pants? Are you part of Big Pants??
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