How do I start a blog?

I have a whole bunch of advice on my blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat. I would also recommend you get a copy of How I F*cking Did It because that's where you can find the really good stuff.

Do you ever get writer's block?

Very rarely. If I do, I just go to Target or Costco and wait around for someone to piss me off.

Can I get a signed copy of your book?

Absolutely. Check out my store!

Will you read my blog, manuscript, to-do list and tell me what you think?

I'm excited you've written something and I'm proud of you, but no I won't read it. I recommend you find a critique group or partner.

Will you blurb my book?

Probably. I try very hard to say yes to all requests. Send me an email and let's chat. The more time you give me, the better.

Do you ever work with brands?

Yes. I've been hired to consult with several brands over the years. If you have a product you think would be a good fit for my audience, send me an email.

The book I ordered from you never showed up and/or is damaged. What will you do, Jen?

Contact me and we'll figure it out.

Why do you hate pants so much?

Why are you defending pants? Are you part of Big Pants??