FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

I have a whole bunch of advice on my blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat. I would also recommend you get a copy of How I F*cking Did It because that's where you can find the really good stuff.

Very rarely. If I do, I just go to Target or Costco and wait around for someone to piss me off.

Absolutely. Check out my store!

Contact me and we'll figure it out.

Probably. I try very hard to say yes to all requests. Send me an email and let's chat. The more time you give me, the better.

I'm excited you've written something and I'm proud of you, but no I won't read it. I recommend you find a critique group or partner.

Yes. I've been hired to consult with several brands over the years. If you have a product you think would be a good fit for my audience, send me an email.

Why are you defending pants? Are you part of Big Pants??